I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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