OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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