How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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