i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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