Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
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I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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