Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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