Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just want nice things and good sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
there is glitter all over my balls
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