I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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