The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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