OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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