Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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