The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Still dying that you shit outside
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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