She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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