the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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