But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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