windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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