East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It's Friday. Sex?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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