nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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