im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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