bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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