I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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