so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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