Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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