Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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