belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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