So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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