I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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