My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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