You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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