shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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