My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Randomize