i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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