i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I faked an abortion last night.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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