I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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