Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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