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He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
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My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The beer is more important than you right now.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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