All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
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I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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