Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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