Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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