Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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