p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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