What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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