fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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