If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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