have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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