I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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