how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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