I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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