Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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