Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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